Todd had sex three times this morning...
And I...well I woke up alone and listened to the rain fall, let me repeat that...by myself.
It's not that I don't mind being alone, I'm used to it. The point is that I deserve great things...I deserve what people who don't deserve it have...not that Todd and Monica don't deserve sex..well Monica deserves it, she's cool...but that's not the point...the point is, that my luck with men has sucked me dry. The men this year have been nothing but confusing: Johnny Garrison, Blake, Isaac Erbele (well he wasn't confusing...he just had to be in the military...) anyway, this three guys have great personalities...are very nice people but what ever happened to them? Johnny Garrison slips off to the great state of Texas and leaves me feeling like i should call the cops on him, Isaac Erbele comes to visit but has been living in this bubble so he doesn't know what to do with himself (but he did turn out to be a great friend, and i do care about him still) and then Blake, the one night of passion leads to confusion and pain that hey, maybe this is good...and maybe men aren't scum...but then turns around to make up excuses or something, I'm still not sure.
But the point of this rambling is that I deserve a guy that's not like Alex...that's not a complete moron...who's going to achieve the impossible and make sure that I don't do anything stupid. I deserve something better than militant gun toting Republican assholes...
I got a license plate sticker at a diner and sure enough, when i opened the sticker, it said "Indiana" on it. Why in God's name is everything coming back to Indiana? Maybe it's because Alex never had any faith in me. Maybe no one has faith in me. What a horrible idea to think about! But I already have a plan to show Alex what I'm made of...he wanted to change me into this spineless housewife, and sure enough...I'll show him that Emily and Housewife never belong in the same sentence.
Dave 3 and I came up with a great idea. That i become speaker of the house if he's in congress and everytime he opens his mouth, I bang my wooden hammer thing on my seat high in the air and say, "Mr. Raggio, I think we've heard enough of you for today..." And it would be ever so great!!!
Believe me, Emily will go places while Alex ends up without a leg, sitting around a table at the local Muncie VFW...talking war stories with the others...