Wednesday, May 01, 2002

Yeah so right now I'm drugged on Benadryl, birth control, and allegra. It's super sweet. I'm just countin' down the seconds till I'm passed out on the floor with my limbs flailin' wildly and such. Should be interesting. Maybe Nathalie will take photos. That would be kinda cool. Right now Nathalie is translating Simpsons' quotes online into different languages and then putting them back into English...some of them are funny. "Mom, I feel kinda funny about wearing white, you know...Milhouse." and that quote came out in English as something to do with a "port space bar." What the hell?
They need an extra guy for being a camp counselor at NEMC and I hope Jeff gets the job. Spending the whole summer with him would be awesome!
Oh man, the medication is really hittin' me. I'm loving every minute of it.
So people are talking about my short story (see below) and they say it's really good and full of pain. So if you want to cry or look into my pathetic life, take a read.
Johnny still hasn't written me. Oh well...I'm starting to care less and less about that fuckin' asshole. =(
Peter Sourian told me not to be a purple alligator in class today...I'm still confused. I think it was about Indiana but I didn't see any alligators in Indiana...only pick up trucks, caddyshack, hicks, liquor, bathroom ceilings and wal mart after wal mart after fucking wal mart.
Whoa, maybe I should go to bed, everything is growing dark.
Farewell my sober (well maybe you aren't sober) loves of my life!