And now, a poetic benediction, for two people who need to be shot:

WANKERJ: so ...how about this crazy war were having....
WANKERJ: sorry, thats not a good conversation opener
Thunderslut: lol... it depends on what kind of conversation you're looking for
WANKERJ: one that doesnt contain a Bush
Thunderslut: then yeah, thats probably an opening line you'll want to avoid
Thunderslut: ;-)
WANKERJ: so how is life? (also dull conv opener)
Thunderslut: at the moment, it's in a state of improvement... so i'd say good
Thunderslut: how bout you?
WANKERJ: FANTASTIC>>>>>>>IM ON PROZAC!!!!!!!!
WANKERJ: bad color
WANKERJ: not really..........everything is fine
WANKERJ: spring break is coming to a close
WANKERJ: love is in the air
WANKERJ: as well as missles
WANKERJ: so its all good
Thunderslut: on the optimistic side, at least the missles aren't coming down over here
WANKERJ: nah......that isnt very optimistic
WANKERJ: bombs are bombs......people are people
WANKERJ: sorry for being preachy
Thunderslut: it's ok, i totally agree on that one... i take shit from my friends all the time for being all anti-war
WANKERJ: well friends are made to challenge us i guess
WANKERJ: but if they piss you off, just dont attack them and people that look like them
WANKERJ: and everything will be swell
Thunderslut: seems fair enough... and logical too ^_^
WANKERJ: cute smile
Thunderslut: hehe why thank you
WANKERJ: the typed smile is cute also
WANKERJ: ;-)
Thunderslut: you're a charmer aren't you?
WANKERJ: just look at me...........im adorable
WANKERJ: he he he
Thunderslut: what are the odds of two such adorable and modest people as us randomly finding each other on a website?
Thunderslut: it must be fate
Thunderslut: :-P
WANKERJ: that smiley face ruined a perfect soap opera moment
WANKERJ: you actually are modest...........my profile scares people
Thunderslut: why should it scare people
WANKERJ: I DONT KNOW.......THE SEX KEYWORD IS ALWAYS A SIGNAL..........AND THE WHOLE ARTIST / MUSICIAN THING PROBLEM IS MENTALLY TRANSLATED INTO : BUM
WANKERJ: OH WELL
Thunderslut: well point me to anyone who says an artist is a bum and i'll beat them with a paintbrush
WANKERJ: wow........i think im in love
Thunderslut: hehe
Thunderslut: of course you are ;-)
Thunderslut: i'm quite lovable
WANKERJ: i sure you are
WANKERJ: and you can actually converse!!!
WANKERJ: im just waiting to find out you are a 45 year old man!
Thunderslut: god i hope not... if i am, i really need to sit down and have a good long talk with my mom to see what else shes been hiding all these years
WANKERJ: and funny to boot
Thunderslut: i try :-D
Thunderslut: so tell me about yourself
WANKERJ: um
Thunderslut: what're dreams, goals, kinky sex secrets?
WANKERJ: 22 yrs old
WANKERJ: gorgeous, well hung, sensitive artsy musician
WANKERJ: he he
WANKERJ: records music and
WANKERJ: makes experimental videos
WANKERJ: umm. a little bit of an exhibitionist
WANKERJ: ummmm....
WANKERJ: i like tofu
WANKERJ: not a vegetarian though
WANKERJ: im scaring you arent I
WANKERJ: muah ha ha ha ha!
Thunderslut: experimental videos and exhibitionism? i think you need to explain that part... i'm not scared... intrigued
WANKERJ: well
WANKERJ: i made a piece where i was auditioning for a gay porno
WANKERJ: and i had 20 layers of clothing on
WANKERJ: and i was peeling off layer by layer.....while going into an autobiographical rant
WANKERJ: directed toward a silent character offscreen
WANKERJ: by the time i was naked....i acted as if the off screen character lost interest in me
WANKERJ: the camera gets shut off and the screen says:
WANKERJ: audition tip #1
WANKERJ: talking can be a big turnoff
Thunderslut: hmmm
WANKERJ: then i showed it to the school
WANKERJ: hmmmmmmmm...is right
Thunderslut: how'd it go over?
WANKERJ: i got 3 girls phone #'s
WANKERJ: and 4 guys #'s
WANKERJ: just kidding
WANKERJ: my teacher said it was brilliant
WANKERJ: oh....and by the way.......I'm not gay....obviously
Thunderslut: quite the ego-boost
Thunderslut: lol
Thunderslut: i didn't think you were
WANKERJ: but pretending can be BIG FUN!
WANKERJ: man....im suprised i havent scared you away yet
Thunderslut: i don't scare easy
WANKERJ: we'll see about that
Thunderslut: you planning on trying to scare me away?
WANKERJ: no ....not at all
Thunderslut: ok good
WANKERJ: so
WANKERJ: what about your kinky secrets?
WANKERJ: hmmmmmmmmmmm
WANKERJ: you better be typing something as good as Penthouse Letters
WANKERJ: or i will be thoroughly disappointed
Thunderslut: hmm well, i'm 20, up for just about anything, been in a couple borderline ogiastic situations, am not averse to cameras, 3/4 of the guys i've been with say i'm the best they've ever had and the rest is between me and my hand cuffs
WANKERJ: i feel foolish......what is an ogiastic situation?
WANKERJ: teach me
WANKERJ: you didnt have to be so detailed......but go on if you wish...he he he
Thunderslut: hehe... well i didn't want to disappoint you
WANKERJ: damn......im suprised
Thunderslut: why?
WANKERJ: from the pick i thought you were little miss innocent
WANKERJ: so cute......yet so deadly
WANKERJ: anyway.............ogiastic?
WANKERJ: teach me
Thunderslut: orgiastic...several people, dim lights, locked doors, and very little clothing... ok next to none, and very sexual behavior... your basic nude party
WANKERJ: oh....okay.......
WANKERJ: damn.......
WANKERJ: i want some pics
Thunderslut: alas and alack, there are none
WANKERJ: youll just have to re enact it for me
Thunderslut: hmmm i'd consider it
WANKERJ: so...3/4ths of the guys huh....first of all .....how many guys do you have to be with to start finding lowest common denominators........and what did the other 4th say.....
Thunderslut: hey, how'd you know that doesn't mean i've been with 4 guys and 3 say i'm the best.... although it doesn't
WANKERJ: im kidding......i dont judge on numbers
Thunderslut: fine by me
WANKERJ: anyway..... i need an experienced girl
WANKERJ: ;-)
Thunderslut: and why's that? need someone to keep up with you?
WANKERJ: im tryin to date right now....and all the girls that hit on me are either underage or nearly virgins...or really conservative........or all 3
WANKERJ: yeah....my last gf said she hopes i find someone who loves sex as much as me
WANKERJ: then i tried to dry hump her leg
WANKERJ: :-D
Thunderslut: hehe...you're funny
Thunderslut: and a little twisted
Thunderslut: i like that
WANKERJ: why thank you
WANKERJ: oh really?
WANKERJ: yeah.....i hate making jokes that go over girls heads.....
WANKERJ: but im not going to pander to them
WANKERJ: oh well
Thunderslut: never dumb down... there are plenty of stupid people in the world...we don't need more
WANKERJ: guess ill just have to wait for a sexy and smart girl who doesnt mind handcuffs and enjoys orgiastic situations
WANKERJ: but where will i find one?
Thunderslut: well... my mama said never to give my address to strangers
Thunderslut: but you're not strange...lol maybe a little
WANKERJ: i could follow that up with ssooooooooo much
WANKERJ: oh.......yes i have a good serving of freak in me
WANKERJ: but im as gentle as a mouse
Thunderslut: me too... i only bite on request
WANKERJ: mmmmmmmmm
WANKERJ: im really hoping you arent a fat guy
Thunderslut: i'm really not.... you're not a big toothless woman named susie-may are you?
WANKERJ: actually, i spell it susie-mae
WANKERJ: seriously though
WANKERJ: thats really me, if you can believe it....
WANKERJ: i know i know
WANKERJ: so gorgeous
WANKERJ: yet so intelligent
WANKERJ: and modest
Thunderslut: exactly what i was thinking
WANKERJ: so are you dating right now?
WANKERJ: married and lonely?
WANKERJ: recently divorced?
WANKERJ: looking for sex slave?
Thunderslut: i'm not dating anyone, i've never been married, and i'm always in the market for a sex slave
WANKERJ: damn.....im your man
WANKERJ: your place or mine?
WANKERJ: ;-)
WANKERJ: its hard being this smooth
WANKERJ: but i pull it off admirably
Thunderslut: how do you deal with the pressure?
WANKERJ: we should go on a harmless date though...
WANKERJ: lots of masturbation
WANKERJ: and booze
WANKERJ: kills the pain
WANKERJ: anyway about that date i was mentioning LOL
Thunderslut: as long as there's only the good kind of pain
Thunderslut: the kind that comes with a safety word
WANKERJ: hmmmmm.....im seriously worried now.....youre too good to be true
WANKERJ: and that pic is starting to look sketchy to me
Thunderslut: sketchy? i'm not sketchy
WANKERJ: beautiful but sketchy
Thunderslut: how am i sketchy?
WANKERJ: actually...incredibly beautiful
WANKERJ: im being neurotic
WANKERJ: not sketchy.....i just dont want to be played with
WANKERJ: well...um...i mean......well you know what i mean
Thunderslut: good... i'm not into games... not the emotional kind anyway
WANKERJ: yeah.......ive been in 2 loooooooooong term relationships.....and ive never been single until now
WANKERJ: so im looking for a light, honest, relationship based on good conversation and ridiculous sex
WANKERJ: and good food
WANKERJ: i know thats alot to ask
Thunderslut: a man after my own heart
WANKERJ: hmmmmm....what are you looking for?
WANKERJ: honestly
Thunderslut: some fun...nothing too serious and whatever happens, happens
WANKERJ: of course
WANKERJ: well, i can be alot of fun!
WANKERJ: i dont wanna rush things
WANKERJ: but the bombs could start droppin any minute!
Thunderslut: well you do seem like a lot of fun
WANKERJ: so much fun.....unbelievable carnivalesque fun
Thunderslut: well then what do you want to do?
WANKERJ: well......hmm....meeting in some neutral public place works
WANKERJ: a restaurant
WANKERJ: if you realize im an ugly fool.....you can just run away
WANKERJ: if we hit it off..........we could always retire to the women's room
WANKERJ: whatever happens........happens
Thunderslut: well part of the problem is that i only have a car for one more night while i'm still home and i have plans for tomorrow
Thunderslut: on sunday i'm back up at school
WANKERJ: oh....no rush
Thunderslut: but no car
WANKERJ: your on Uconns campus
Thunderslut: yep
WANKERJ: oh thats nothing....thats a 20 min drive for me from my apartment
WANKERJ: which i live in ..........alone and lonely;-)
WANKERJ: hehe
Thunderslut: awww... how do you cope?
WANKERJ: now im just being silly
WANKERJ: masturbation and booze....you forgot so quickly
Thunderslut: oh sorry...my mistake
WANKERJ: but whenever you have time......i would love to get together
Thunderslut: so would i
WANKERJ: so...then.....when do you have free time?
WANKERJ: Sunday night?
WANKERJ: hmmmmmmmmmmm?
Thunderslut: hey i have a week's worth of assignments i haven't done yet...lol
Thunderslut: i work most weeknights
Thunderslut: and saturdays
WANKERJ: yeah....i work weekends
WANKERJ: and weeknights
WANKERJ: youre poor too huh?
Thunderslut: yeah... side effect of going to college
WANKERJ: yeah......im payin for EVERYTHING myself
Thunderslut: ouch
WANKERJ: ouch indeed
WANKERJ: not the good kind of pain
Thunderslut: not at all... i get by with my parents goodwill, scholarships and loans
WANKERJ: anyway......enough about money.....more about you and how beautiful and sexy and unbelievably available you are
WANKERJ: i am pretty charming huh?
Thunderslut: you are incredibly charming... i'll add that to the list of accolades when i write in my diary tonight... well i'm most available on monday and friday nights... and sundays provided i'm not ignoring my classes
WANKERJ: so this upcoming sunday or monday?
Thunderslut: monday'd be good
WANKERJ: what time ?
WANKERJ: 6, 7, 8?
Thunderslut: whatever's good for you... and what shall we be doing monday night?
WANKERJ: some useless activity that will be an excuse for me to talk and flirt with you heavily
Thunderslut: sounds good to me
WANKERJ: we could ingest food
WANKERJ: is there a place across from the campus?
WANKERJ: simple little restaurant
WANKERJ: cheap.....cramped
WANKERJ: with a spacious womens room handicapped stall
WANKERJ: sorry.......that was too far.
Thunderslut: the closest restaurant to campus is friendly's and i've never been in their womens room
WANKERJ: well theres a first time for everything!
WANKERJ: friendlys would be perfect!
WANKERJ: ive heard it has a friendly atmosphere
Thunderslut: ^_^ it does indeed
WANKERJ: very cool.......um........so i this is the part where i awkwardly ask for your phone #
Thunderslut: yeah... and then i awkwardly debate about whether i shuld give yuo my dorm # or my cell
WANKERJ: and i am once again impressed by your wit
Thunderslut: thank you
WANKERJ: well, take your time....i really dont want to rush you
Thunderslut: 203-LUV-DICK cell; 860-EAT-MEUP dorm
Thunderslut: use whichever
WANKERJ: ok
WANKERJ: are your roomates cute too
WANKERJ: ;-)
WANKERJ: kidding....im not that much of a pig
Thunderslut: aww she is cute though
Thunderslut: lol but she has a bf
WANKERJ: oh well
WANKERJ: you sound like too much to handle anyway
WANKERJ: ummmmm that didnt come out right
WANKERJ: you sound like a handfull...............no that isnt good either
Thunderslut: i'll keep you on your toes
WANKERJ: ill curl yours
WANKERJ: hehe
Thunderslut: ooo... i'll hold you to that
WANKERJ: im sure you will
WANKERJ: actually.....im a virgin
Thunderslut: really? or are you just trying to see what i'll say?
WANKERJ: damn....youre good
WANKERJ: seriously girl.......how could someone who looks like ME be a virgin
WANKERJ: man.....i sound so cocky tonight
Thunderslut: it's hot though
WANKERJ: oh yeah?
Thunderslut: yeah
WANKERJ: good.....
WANKERJ: well, im sure youre tired.....and i dont want to keep you up....he he he
Thunderslut: yeah... you should be resting up for monday night
WANKERJ: jesus.... im glad i clicked yes
Thunderslut: so am i
WANKERJ: ok beautiful ... ill call you monday after 5pm
Thunderslut: sounds like an excellent idea
WANKERJ: yes
WANKERJ: have a great night Liz
Thunderslut: goodnight jeremy
WANKERJ: sweet dreams
Thunderslut: kinky dreams ;-)
WANKERJ: thanks to you
Thunderslut: hehe... night night
WANKERJ: night night

And that's all I have to say about that.