So...apparently I dont have sex with people!
I am outraged at this society! I am completely outraged at this sexually one sided horribly society! It is a man's world...but of course i learned last night in student theater that in this world of men, women control the penis, so it's a woman's world...but that's just an opinion...who's cares about someone's opinion when the world has to be objective and blah blah blah...
Objective! I hate that fucking word...I have hang ups, I will never be objective. Johnny Garrison, objective? Yes, he "wanted to penetrate me once!" how the fuck are you objective about anything sexual! You will always have feelings...its psychological, it lives in your brain after you die...in heaven you still dream of it. There is nothing you can do to escape it...once it's done, it's done...and that's it...you're screwed..LITERALLY!
So...apparently I dont have sex with people! I have steel trap morals...more like inhibitions...yes Sir, I'd LOOOVE to sleep with you but account of Jesus and the holy Trinity, I apologize but i cant do it. I sleep with someone for "love" something the Bible tells me so. And yes, at Bard, people usually dont say no...and now i have a reputation for being Frigid. You'd be frigid too if you had experiences like I did...men lying to me all the time...my first kiss was the most evil thing anyone has ever done to me...and now Johnny Garrison...The Navy and the Air Force, really have some explaining to do.
The inhibitions are most likely the fact that I feel like i'm still eight...flying kites and playing with dolls...I should smack myself in the face and realize that my best friend is pregnant and almost married, i just finished my first year of college...I am an adult...I can have sex with other people...
One day, everything will change...When i was fat and unhappy in 5th grade i told myself one day everything would change and they would all worship me. And partly it came true...i changed into something erratic but it was something people could relate to...yes, relate to...I have a smile on my face, just the face in the crowd...you have no excuse to hate me now...flawless?
Wow...what a rant...maybe I'll go have sex.

Goldfinger!
I have painted me singing Goldfinger...I want a gold dress and come out...running down a golden aisle...screaming the words to the songs...and all the people in the audience would drink their martinis (shaken, not stirred) and clap...Man, my imagination is messed up.
I am talking to Diana...Alex's friend from Muncie, IN (magical Muncie!) and I learned a lot from her. One thing is that everyone is mad at Johnny Garrison and not me...and when he gets back from Texas...they will destroy him! She's so cool...
A little known fact: Alex wanted to be Indiana Jones when he was 8. So he is human!
You make a powerful enemy...you're going to be squashed!
I'm thinking of making the name Johnny Garrison evil. You know, up there with Adolf Hitler...
I saw plays tonight and I'm thinking of putting on "Bard at War" now...because it just seems right.
I will type more after the Phillip Glass opera tomorrow...
bye