Tuesday, November 05, 2002

Maybe its the pounds of pot that my floormates smoke but I had some weird dreams...

I can only remember a few segments of this wacky world that My brain dwells in.
Dream Part #1: Monica and Todd come up to me and talk to me...Todd tells me that he loved using me...Monica agrees

Dream Part #2: The Movie Rudy is now a baseball movie shown on IMAX screens...I am married to Rudy, who I believe is played by some Handsomer version of Jim Carrey...little kids are playing outside and we hook up in front of them...then my body splits into 3 clones and we chase Rudy into a swimming pool...

Dream Part #3: I am part of the cast of the hit NBC show "Friends" where at this very moment, a child molester is trying to attack Ross' Ben and Rachel's beloved Emma. I try to stop him but he comes after me, biting me in the arm and I start to bleed. Chandler, Monica and I are hidden in the bathroom while Rudy, for some reason is there...kicks the child molester in the crotch but The child molester says that his nuts got shot off during Vietnam...Rudy curses the senseless war and we call the police, the police turns up to be a pregnant woman in a sheer dress that arrests the man and then stays with me to drink juice and watch Aladdin...

Now do normal people have dreams like that? I dont think so...