All or Nothing

Yesterday afternoon, I was feeling sorry for myself. With the coming of my birthday party, it would seem that I would be completely alone. It's been so long since I have ever felt like someone cared for me. But all of that changed with the prospect of Hot or Not.
The internet...truly is a new sexual revolutioin. Ever since I've joined hot or not, I've met many respectable suitors to be the new thing in Emily's pathetic life. Let's take a same look into the men of my life (not like you guys don't know how they are anyway)

Blake- I am truly in awe of how wonderful Blake is. And with a scheme, I will be seeing him in two weeks hopefully. There is no one I trust more and care about more than Blake. No one has treated with me with such respect and care. Why any girl wouldn't want to be with him, is beyond me.
Mr. Hennessey- a Hot or Not guy, strange in some respects, but with those cold brown Irish eyes, he is a fine boy. What will become of it...I don't know.
Colin Donegan- A staple in Emily's life for about, five years now...his slutty girlfriend is about to break up with him and he wants to be with me. Colin looks like Mr. Hennessey in some respects. There are many cons to dating Colin, He dated Jen for a year...he goes to college in Ohio, and all throughout senior year of high school, his favorite afternoon game (besides football) was "let's take advantage of Emily." Did he mean all the things he said to me? Who knows...
West Point III (aka Vic)- I know what you're thinking...not another one. But Vic's not like the other West Point guys that have slid in and out of my life. For one thing, he's a liberal, hates guns, and lives in the great first state of Delaware. I know he's from West Point...and I said I was done with that grey death trap, but maybe this could be the start of something good.
All this in a week...and who will win Emily's heart? If Blake lived closer, I would be with him...but sadly, too many miles to Topsfield.

On an unrelated note, I heard two people having sex for the first time in my life. Colin and Ali were having sex around seven last night and Porter and I stood in the hall and listened to the howling and grunting. It sounded like they were mourning the loss of a loved one in an ancient ceremony. When I start having sex again (yeah people, coming up on two years...) I hope I don't sound like that.

Well, my birthday party is coming up and I've invited everyone from Porter to Nick. I don't think I have enough cake for everyone though. But the party is going to be the shit. I can't wait...
Lots of beer, cake...surprises??